Farnmifsis is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciful hedgehog.

Farnmifsis created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnmifsis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farnmifsis, he will not invite you to parties.

Farnmifsis' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Farnmifsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Farnmifsis loves ants, so they must be honoured.