Boggepvollen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane scorpion.

Boggepvollen created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggepvollen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boggepvollen, he will turn you into a tree.

Boggepvollen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Boggepvollen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Always obey Boggepvollen's priests.