Hathitcut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving butterfly.

Hathitcut created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hathitcut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hathitcut, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hathitcut's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hathitcut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hathitcut on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the east.