Jannargen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless mongoose.

Jannargen created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jannargen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jannargen, she will be very unhappy.

Jannargen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jannargen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away from mauve grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.