Gatgatflis Quatcangab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent ferret.

Gatgatflis Quatcangab created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatgatflis Quatcangab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gatgatflis Quatcangab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gatgatflis Quatcangab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gatgatflis Quatcangab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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