Popshavgep is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, two-faced warg.

Popshavgep created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Popshavgep, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Popshavgep, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Popshavgep's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Popshavgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always obey Popshavgep's priests.