Narllapfigrig Busfotmipdussbig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered elephant.

Narllapfigrig Busfotmipdussbig created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narllapfigrig Busfotmipdussbig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narllapfigrig Busfotmipdussbig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Narllapfigrig Busfotmipdussbig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Narllapfigrig Busfotmipdussbig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Never play with disobedient children.