Targvabsatnullhinloplimneg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, compassionate fox.

Targvabsatnullhinloplimneg created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targvabsatnullhinloplimneg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targvabsatnullhinloplimneg, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Targvabsatnullhinloplimneg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Targvabsatnullhinloplimneg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.