Dubcetvab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, irritating fox.

Dubcetvab created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubcetvab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dubcetvab, she will turn you into a duck.

Dubcetvab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dubcetvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dubcetvab on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear trousers.