Vadbessrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking lion.

Vadbessrul created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbessrul, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadbessrul, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vadbessrul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vadbessrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to shrews while wearing gray trousers.

2. Hide from brown aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Put Vadbessrul first in all things.

5. You must pray to Vadbessrul seven times a day.