Zenlatcun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair crab.

Zenlatcun created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenlatcun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zenlatcun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zenlatcun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zenlatcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never think about black holes.