Gidrangep is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident ant.

Gidrangep created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidrangep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gidrangep, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gidrangep's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gidrangep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gidrangep's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gidrangep.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.