Busquamnig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic hamster.

Busquamnig created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busquamnig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Busquamnig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Busquamnig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Busquamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Busquamnig.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear corsets.