Tenfagpit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fussy mouse.

Tenfagpit created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenfagpit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tenfagpit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tenfagpit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tenfagpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never paint your chest magenta.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tenfagpit.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about gravity.