Gablancibraw is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable dove.

Gablancibraw created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Gablancibraw, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gablancibraw, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gablancibraw's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gablancibraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Always obey Gablancibraw's priests.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.