Sandrow is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthinking weasel.

Sandrow created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandrow, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandrow, she will turn you into a frog.

Sandrow's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sandrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sandrow.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sandrow.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not sit in public.