Wigzoggep is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured lobster.

Wigzoggep created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigzoggep, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wigzoggep, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wigzoggep's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wigzoggep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never paint your head red.

5. Pray towards the west.