Taflaksis is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty hyena.

Taflaksis created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taflaksis, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Taflaksis, it will be very sad.

Taflaksis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Taflaksis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear magenta shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.