Wabmabrakbonnanraklid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving raven.

Wabmabrakbonnanraklid created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Wabmabrakbonnanraklid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabmabrakbonnanraklid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wabmabrakbonnanraklid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wabmabrakbonnanraklid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about black holes.