Mabpinster is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, witty raccoon.

Mabpinster created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabpinster, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabpinster, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mabpinster's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mabpinster's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabpinster.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Worship no other gods but Mabpinster.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.