Nelpanveen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering snake.

Nelpanveen created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelpanveen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nelpanveen, she will make you grow a tail.

Nelpanveen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nelpanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always help cats.

3. You must pray to Nelpanveen six times a day.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.