Arpfotdag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise coyote.

Arpfotdag created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpfotdag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arpfotdag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Arpfotdag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Arpfotdag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Arpfotdag eight times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not run in public.