Nabmit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking dolphin.

Nabmit created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nabmit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nabmit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not cook food in pots.