Davtafwee is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable armadillo.

Davtafwee created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtafwee, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davtafwee, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Davtafwee's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Davtafwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.