Nakcardib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless duck.

Nakcardib created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakcardib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nakcardib, it will turn you into a worm.

Nakcardib's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nakcardib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.