Butruttstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful sheep.

Butruttstaf created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Butruttstaf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Butruttstaf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Butruttstaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Butruttstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never paint your arms red.

3. Retreat if four ducks approach from the west.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always help sick great tits.