Gepwegcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unjust mole.

Gepwegcub created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepwegcub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gepwegcub, it will not invite you to parties.

Gepwegcub's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gepwegcub's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gepwegcub.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must love Gepwegcub.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepwegcub.