Hanhimtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-powerful donkey.

Hanhimtonk created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanhimtonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hanhimtonk, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hanhimtonk's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hanhimtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Never paint your head fawn.