Hivgablitfig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking raven.

Hivgablitfig created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivgablitfig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hivgablitfig, it will torture you forever.

Hivgablitfig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hivgablitfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from green doves for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Hivgablitfig loves dogs, so they must be honoured.