Arppommum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited ant.

Arppommum created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Arppommum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arppommum, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arppommum's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Arppommum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Retreat if five shrews approach from the east.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Arppommum loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not take Arppommum's name in vain.