Shavyatton is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable mouse.

Shavyatton created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Shavyatton, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Shavyatton, it will be very sad.

Shavyatton's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Shavyatton's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed peas to eagles while wearing yellow stockings.

3. You must love Shavyatton.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about nebulae.