Nurllitlip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever dragon.

Nurllitlip created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllitlip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurllitlip, she will curse you with boils.

Nurllitlip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nurllitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nurllitlip on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Do not speak about bread.