Jamnat Baghabstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered gorilla.

Jamnat Baghabstrag created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamnat Baghabstrag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jamnat Baghabstrag, it will be very unhappy.

Jamnat Baghabstrag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jamnat Baghabstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.