Sigceplip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured fairy.

Sigceplip created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sigceplip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sigceplip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sigceplip's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sigceplip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Retreat if eight horses approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Sigceplip six times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.