Rulldidbem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective salamander.

Rulldidbem created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulldidbem, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rulldidbem, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rulldidbem's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rulldidbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rulldidbem.

5. Never wear jumpers.