Dubgedvol is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish bat.

Dubgedvol created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dubgedvol, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubgedvol, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dubgedvol's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dubgedvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not cook food in pots.