Rannilwapbug is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless camel.

Rannilwapbug created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rannilwapbug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rannilwapbug, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rannilwapbug's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rannilwapbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rannilwapbug.