Ditdussgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless turtle.

Ditdussgon created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditdussgon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ditdussgon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ditdussgon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ditdussgon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never hurt dolphins.