Bessquamyikcen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage fly.

Bessquamyikcen created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessquamyikcen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bessquamyikcen, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bessquamyikcen's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bessquamyikcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if three manatees approach from the east.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.