Nurstafdam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, resourceful wyrm.

Nurstafdam created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurstafdam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurstafdam, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nurstafdam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nurstafdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about amino acids.