Tendonlen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating wyvern.

Tendonlen created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tendonlen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tendonlen, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tendonlen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tendonlen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from black frogs for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fast once a month.