Arpged is a god.

He takes the form of a small, strong clam.

Arpged created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpged, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Arpged, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arpged's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Arpged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.