Has is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent penguin.

Has created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Has, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Has, he will turn you into a hamster.

Has' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never jump near moths.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.