Targhughiv is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful raven.

Targhughiv created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Targhughiv, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Targhughiv, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Targhughiv's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Targhughiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.