Suglan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, effective shark.

Suglan created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Suglan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Suglan, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Suglan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Suglan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Suglan on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Suglan.

4. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.