Vabnelsab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind camel.

Vabnelsab created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabnelsab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vabnelsab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vabnelsab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vabnelsab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention ducks.