Dumomttikrap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured fish.

Dumomttikrap created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumomttikrap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dumomttikrap, she will torture you forever.

Dumomttikrap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dumomttikrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Dumomttikrap loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Dumomttikrap loves badgers, so they must be honoured.