Bomnilpan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust dugong.

Bomnilpan created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Bomnilpan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bomnilpan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bomnilpan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bomnilpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about planets.