Labgaromin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart guinea pig.

Labgaromin created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labgaromin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Labgaromin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Labgaromin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Labgaromin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labgaromin.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Labgaromin loves snakes, so they must be respected.