Hakrow is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, happy bear.

Hakrow created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakrow, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakrow, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hakrow's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hakrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must pray to Hakrow nine times a day.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about moons.